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Badger attacks man's face

Postby gregory23b » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:52 am

My first beard, now shaved I add.

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Postby Thrud » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:55 am

I think it look squite fetching. But I am biased, I like beards.


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I am a snob and I am proud of it but I also like a good poo joke every now and then too.

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Postby gregory23b » Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:57 am

Wife didn;t mind the look, hated the scratching.. so the beard had to go.


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Postby Thrud » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:04 am

You get used to it. A good conditioner works wonders as well.


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Postby Thrud » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:05 am

I think I just admited I use conditioner on my beard in an open forum...


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Postby Badger » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:50 am

I didnt do it



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Postby Captayne Mandylyon » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:15 pm

Grow it back, beards are cool. I keep growing one but have to shave it off for work. I need a beard friendly profession.



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Postby Captayne Mandylyon » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:15 pm

Grow it back, beards are cool. I keep growing one but have to shave it off for work. I need a beard friendly profession.



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Postby lucy the tudor » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:52 pm

I agree, beards are gorgeous, and yours suited you most well,Sir.
Maybe the wife wisely thought it may make you irresistible to other women and so encouraged it's removal to save you the bother of continually having to fight them off... :wink:


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Postby gregory23b » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:28 pm

Nah, she hated the scratching when I nuzzled her.

Fret ye not Thrud, I use conditioner to shave with, I eschew shaving foam as it dries out my face and conditioner helps the razor glide and keeps face moist.


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Postby Cat » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:30 pm

Ooh, suited you sir!


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Postby Thrud » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:53 pm

I had big comedy red beard for a while, seven or eight months of growth. I used to condition it and then play with it's fluffy splendidnes. Sadly I looked stupid with it that hefty so I will have to wait until I am old and able to get away with big comedy beard.

I just wish my stupid hair would hurry up and go a bit balder rather than this stupid fluffy thin crud that doesn't do anything. I want the Mick Aston look.


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Postby Fox » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:03 pm

I think you look better partially obscured.

Tell the wife the beard gets softer if you keep it and trim it (and use conditioner)



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Postby gregory23b » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:10 pm

Gee thanks Fox ;-)

Partially obscured eh, hey why not just suggest I wear a paper bag over my head, Mr Adonis ;-)


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Postby chrisanson » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:23 pm

isnt it a mole not a Badger?



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Postby Fox » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:46 pm

gregory23b wrote:why not just suggest I wear a paper bag over my head


Because I don't think I can provenance that for the periods you re-enact.



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Postby gregory23b » Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:35 pm

Ah, but I can provenance paper hats and paper packages, so how about a paper hat that is too large that happens to fall over my face? But without the heretical writing of course.


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Postby craig1459 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:29 pm

I grow the beard for Hussite purposes, alas it is not liked by my better half so will be shaved off at end of season lol


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Postby Simon Atford » Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:41 pm

I like beards...

Gives me something to hang on to. Woof :twisted:



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Postby Tod » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:36 pm

Conditioner on a beard :shock: , that is probably the gayest thing I’ve heard this year. Doesn’t it make it smell and your food taste like soap? Doesn't it alter the filtration properties? Doesn't your chick think you've been kissing some one else? Does it attract bees?



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Postby Thrud » Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:02 pm

Tod wrote:Conditioner on a beard :shock: , that is probably the gayest thing I’ve heard this year. Doesn’t it make it smell and your food taste like soap? Doesn't it alter the filtration properties? Doesn't your chick think you've been kissing some one else? Does it attract bees?


Possibly is, no, no, no and no.

Just makes it fluffy. I have no need at the moment though as it's a sensible size.


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Postby Lady Roos » Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:10 pm

Roos grew a beard - I stopped shaving my legs :twisted: ....


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Postby Simon Atford » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:24 pm

Lady Roos wrote:Roos grew a beard - I stopped shaving my legs :twisted: ....


I now have a very disturbing mental image :twisted: :roll:



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Postby Lady Roos » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:05 pm

Simon Atford wrote:
Lady Roos wrote:Roos grew a beard - I stopped shaving my legs :twisted: ....


I now have a very disturbing mental image :twisted: :roll:



Goodie, it WAS disturbing....... :D


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Postby Marcus Woodhouse » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:20 am

Medeival velcro comes to mind. :shock:


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Postby gregory23b » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:12 pm

Lady R, you would still be gorgeous with bristly gams ;-)


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Postby Gandi » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:45 pm

unlike you badger boy :twisted:


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Postby Sir Thomas Hylton » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:15 am

Thrud wrote:You get used to it. A good conditioner works wonders as well.


Indeed it does. Thrud

Mine is currently down to goatee level but does improve for the sake of a bit of conditioner when available. makes them silky.

That reminds me mine is in need of a trim.

Gregory, though not seen you without the beard I think it rather suits you :)

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Postby Grymm » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:29 pm

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