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Postby paul bennett » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:56 pm

Once upon a time


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Postby the real lord duvet » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:00 pm

someone lost the backup



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Postby cal » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:02 pm

not lost, just incomplete,


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Postby the real lord duvet » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:05 pm

cal wrote:not lost, just incomplete,


I was looking forward to great saga about the search for the lost backup tape of gossip. if they made a film it would have either tom hanks or harrison ford in the lead role



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Postby Ranger Smith » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:28 pm

More like monty pythons parrot sketch...................

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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:39 pm

I spoon with Badgers!



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Postby Chris, yclept John Barber » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:54 pm

he cried in mitigation


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Postby Hinny Annie » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:35 pm

it was a troll


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Postby Simon Atford » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:42 pm

or possibly a wombat



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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:04 pm

like Strider, but domesticated



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Postby paul bennett » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:09 pm

in a shed, near


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:25 pm

Wombourne. His galvanised joints



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Postby Edmund the Marshal » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:34 pm

of beef and lamb


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Postby Lord Byron » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:15 pm

sarnies, lightly garnished

(I'm sticking with three words, for old times sake! None of this new fangled "four word" malarkey).


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Postby Hinny Annie » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:17 pm

with humble pie


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Postby Lord Byron » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:20 pm

thrown at speed


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Postby Edmund the Marshal » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:22 pm

of a dancing pig


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Postby Lord Byron » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:24 pm

doing a jig


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Postby Mrs. Babyjuice » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:44 pm

upon a table with


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Postby Lord Byron » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:44 am

hellish implements of


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Postby Mrs. Babyjuice » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:00 am

a sexual nature, but


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Postby Chris, yclept John Barber » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:12 am

tastefully decorated with applique


Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives - it's 1183 and we're barbarians.

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Postby Edmund the Marshal » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:53 am

and a nice hat


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Postby Simon Atford » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:58 am

made from green baise
Lord Byron wrote:
(I'm sticking with three words, for old times sake! None of this new fangled "four word" malarkey).


(Four words is ok but NO FULL STOPS!)



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four word story

Postby Maureen » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:26 am

with yellow feathers



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Postby Edmund the Marshal » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:37 am

with slice of cheese


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Postby Sir_John_Thomas » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:25 pm

and some Branston pickle


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Postby Mrs. Babyjuice » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:04 pm

smeared upon his smiling


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Postby Lord Byron » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:45 pm

Jack Dee, rarely


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Postby Mrs. Babyjuice » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:46 pm

had he seen such


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