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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:52 am

Unlike the last few posts I am not selling drugs, porn, finance. or fishing for contacts for dubious benefit.



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Postby Gandi » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:46 pm

why not?????


seems to be the fashion


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Postby Alan_F » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:58 pm

You know, I'd love to meet these people..... especially when they've got their friends and family there so I can ask them why they feel the need to post this kak!


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:11 pm

Mind you, I really could do a Beecham's Powder right now!

Anyone pushing "Housewife's Friend" at the moment? My chaperone Elsie and I could meet you on any well-frequented High street corner between school-drop off hours and the start of the afternoon quiz programmes if anyone knows of anyone....................



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Postby Theotherone » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:55 pm

How long is it untill they start touting those female libido enhancing patches? or do they already?


Because there would have to be three of them.

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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:40 am

Isn't that a diamond brooch?



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Postby Type16 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:20 am

Beechams powders ????????

Ah.......so that is what they divide into lines.......and snort :lol:


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:08 am

This I have actually done to persuade someone to really, really go away. It was rather unpleasant but it had the required effect..........

On another occassion, eating a proffered cigarette was more unpleasant, but even more effective.



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Postby Type16 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:34 am

:shock: :shock:
Poor you :(


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Postby m300572 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:20 pm

On another occassion, eating a proffered cigarette was more unpleasant,


Did you spit or swallow? :shock:













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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:36 pm

well, I didn't eat the filter!



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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:15 pm

I'm really, really sorry that I'm staying on topic and not offering booze, too.



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Postby lidimy » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:49 pm

aw come on, what else do you think that people come to the G.H boards for? :roll:

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Postby Marcus Woodhouse » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:36 pm

if it makes you feel any better I've just mistakenly put a posting on the Dirty habits of Lesbian Nuns in Leather Bondage IV site querying the authenticity of the wimples being worn in the three in the bed with the Mother Superior.


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Postby WorkMonkey » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:55 pm

Alan_F wrote:You know, I'd love to meet these people..... especially when they've got their friends and family there so I can ask them why they feel the need to post this kak!


psst, it's not a real person!


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:06 am

Monkey boy, I take exception to that - there is a contextual argument that AI may imply sentience, and therefore personality.


The Husbynd says that I have acquired an artificial gloss of intelligence to go along with my artifical 'society' manner. I'm pretty sure that's the same argument - well that's what he tells me it is, and quite admantly.



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Postby gregory23b » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:37 am

Ah, Stepford Huswyf.


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:19 pm

Nothing so glam. Sadly more in the light of Mrs Bucket, I suspect.

Still my rewengee is to stay married at him.

He has had to spend lots of money today becuase I am older and have gained the right to be even more cantankerous.

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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:59 am

On the other hand , I need to confess that I am fully dressed, have every intention in staying so in this chilly whether, nor am I grossly deformed in the mammary department.

Sorry.

No, really.



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Postby Sir Fletcher Phelps » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:48 am

Alice the Huswyf wrote:On the other hand , I need to confess that I am fully dressed, have every intention in staying so in this chilly whether, nor am I grossly deformed in the mammary department.

Sorry.

No, really.


Bang goes another fantasy :cry:


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:01 am

Well, it is quite normal to have a small to medium mammaries in our family, even the men are a bit of a tit most of the time.

Mind you, the third one is very useful in the rare case of triplets.



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Postby WorkMonkey » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:12 am

Alice the Huswyf wrote:Monkey boy, I take exception to that - there is a contextual argument that AI may imply sentience, and therefore personality.




But they dont have friends and family.


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:01 pm

Oh, so you want to play semantics do you, my simian friend? Many correlations can be drawn between the the notion of species and developmental product run....... so easily that I won't even try!



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Postby Tuppence » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:51 pm

Alan_F wrote:
You know, I'd love to meet these people..... especially when they've got their friends and family there so I can ask them why they feel the need to post this kak!


psst, it's not a real person!


and when they are they get paid.


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:20 pm

I post loads of kak - when do I get paid?

Monkey boy would be a millionaire!



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Postby Tuppence » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:01 am

Monkey boy would be a millionaire!


true- but then he fits into the other category - he's not a real person he's a monkey.

and you're clearly a jelly baby :D


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Postby Alan_F » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:47 am

Tuppence wrote:
Alan_F wrote:
You know, I'd love to meet these people..... especially when they've got their friends and family there so I can ask them why they feel the need to post this kak!


psst, it's not a real person!


and when they are they get paid.


But wouldn't it be fun to turn up and ask them "So why do you feel that it's OK to post links to porn sites on a website that's open to everyone?" particularly if they have family members next to them. :twisted:


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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:22 pm

Nor am I pushing pictures of naked cats in compromising positions. I regret this, deeply.



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Postby Simon Atford » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:21 am

Surely cats are usually naked and therfore pictures of clothed cats would be more noteworthy :?:



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Postby Alice the Huswyf » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:33 pm

Well, it depends on yer outlook - why, I am sitting here stark naked under my clothes......

Interesting note: did you know that under the fur, the black bits on a black and white cat are balc skinned and the white bits white? Learnt this by taking in a recently post-operative amputee.

Anyway, I suppose that measn you want me to apologise for not posting kinky pictures of clothed cats now!




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