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by Panzerman
Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Kiev
Replies: 8
Views: 2503

Aye but with him love is the drug and he doesn't sell sanctuary.....

So about these Kievs - I know they're frozen but are they garlic or just Chicken?
by Panzerman
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Kiev
Replies: 8
Views: 2503

Bryan Ferry does SS then does he?
Image
by Panzerman
Mon May 22, 2006 9:37 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Axis Forces Re-enactment Association
Replies: 26
Views: 4672

AFRA have just purchased their SECOND halftrack. We would be interested to hear from suitable individuals who fit the criteria for membership (See website) and want to work on the restoration of this vehicle with a view to being part of the crew in 2007. Meanwhile we have lots of exciting and varied...
by Panzerman
Thu May 11, 2006 8:35 am
Forum: Pictures
Topic: 21st Meets 14th Century
Replies: 9
Views: 2694

English Heritage (tagline: Rewriting History for a Better Britain!) were very good at getting upset about things. It wasn't so much the nice lady as the whitehaired madman who oversaw things(erm - micromanaged!) As I recall it was at Bolsover where we invented the venerable contest known as "egg jou...
by Panzerman
Thu May 11, 2006 12:12 am
Forum: Pictures
Topic: 21st Meets 14th Century
Replies: 9
Views: 2694

I was that target!
Bent over, bullseye on me ar5e
Arrow fired,
Stood up
Joke arrer thru me noggin!
Got handed voer from ECW to Muddys then to Romans and did a huge gag on "What did the Romans Ever do For Us?"

Happy Days.....

Also got beaten soundly by a big lass with a bommyknocker!!!!
Tops Stuff!
by Panzerman
Wed May 10, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: la columna at sheffield
Replies: 23
Views: 4935

I'm glad it's not just me that says he looks like Benny boy! Jeez the flak I've had over that - Wait until he posts pictures of Wilf Lunn!!!!!!!

BTW - There is a Blue Division re-enactment unit.....
by Panzerman
Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:16 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Real anorak question on German WWII field gear
Replies: 2
Views: 843

In a oner Steve - You don't! The Assault pack is designed to carry your mess tin, spare clothes, (socks and underwear plus a shirt), zeltbahn and blanket. Rifle cleaning kit and sometimes gas mask tin. To take it off, you unhook your Y straps at the reaar and then from your ammo pouches or belt at t...
by Panzerman
Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: Food and Drink
Topic: Game Meat Sausage and Burger delivery to shows
Replies: 7
Views: 2383

Dom - Anyone microwaving duck ought to be shot themselves!

Sacrelidge......

Slow, roast with fat or butter and loads of herbs and onions etc...... Cripes you Muddy Evils....
by Panzerman
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:56 pm
Forum: Creative Works
Topic: More Poetry
Replies: 4
Views: 2369

Aussie Lout

The Kookaburra makes a noise
Not unlike a child with a box of toys
It rattles around and tips them out
It's call is an uncouth shout

The Kookaburra could wake the dead
When calling from the Garden Shed
Please dear go and let it out
That green unruly Aussie Lout
by Panzerman
Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: Food and Drink
Topic: Famous (and infamous) Veggies
Replies: 11
Views: 3605

Famous (and infamous) Veggies

Let's start it off with two really controversial ones
Adolf H
and
Heini Himmler.....

Yeah - really......
by Panzerman
Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:11 pm
Forum: Creative Works
Topic: More Poetry
Replies: 4
Views: 2369

The Oldest Swinger In Town

Oh I wish he wouldn’t wear it.
I wish he wouldn’t wear it.
No not the medallion.

The frown.
by Panzerman
Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Creative Works
Topic: More Poetry
Replies: 4
Views: 2369

Second Thoughts ‘seconds out’ Does it mean the last few seconds before the bout begins? The round? Or the Seconds have got to get out? Before the bell sounds? The second I think. Now what was I thinking A bout of bad boxing A bad boxing bout ‘only connect’ Larkin said Only Connect Howard’s End ‘Sou...
by Panzerman
Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: Creative Works
Topic: More Poetry
Replies: 4
Views: 2369

More Poetry

The Lone Ranger

Well he wasn’t alone was he?
He had Tonto!
by Panzerman
Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: Creative Works
Topic: A poem entitled..... The Red Arrows
Replies: 12
Views: 4029

A poem entitled..... The Red Arrows

They're good
But they're not as good as sparrows......
by Panzerman
Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:15 pm
Forum: Food and Drink
Topic: Flavoured vodkas
Replies: 32
Views: 8132

Google is your friend
http://www.mickeyfinns.ie/
Been drinking it for years
Seems some bureaucrat has knobbled them..... BARSTARDS!
by Panzerman
Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:00 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: stowe
Replies: 4
Views: 2056

There was a rumour that some Spanish Civil War types were going to turn up and paint everyone in a Picasso stylee! Whilst dressing as media characters such as Wilf Lunn, Ben Elton and other great British Comedy Greats!

Can't see it meself!
by Panzerman
Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:59 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: A poser
Replies: 7
Views: 3124

He goes to the toilet When he needs a pi55!

But he leaves at Quarter to eight.......


see - if clever people look at it - They use the 24 hour clock.
He goes in at 19:39 and he's done at 19:45....

39-45

Forget it you non lateral thinking dolts! :lol:
by Panzerman
Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:03 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: A poser
Replies: 7
Views: 3124

A poser

If a WWII Re-enactor enter the beer tent at 21 minutes to eight. WHat time does he go to the toilet? And furthermore what time does he leave?

There - Answer me that......

Yer can't can yer??? eh? And on top of that Christmas has been and gone..... Huh!
by Panzerman
Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:49 pm
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Axis Forces Re-enactment Association
Replies: 26
Views: 4672

Made the papers again
http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/men/n ... ester.html

To be aired Stateside 26 Jan 06. Later in the UK.... Watch out for us!

Always looking for suitable new members.
by Panzerman
Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:35 am
Forum: 55BC-410AD
Topic: Newspaper Headlines
Replies: 3
Views: 2128

Newspaper Headlines

QUICK QUICK! I need Roman Newspaper Headlines (And translations) for a project - I know they didn't have headlines but this is a comparative/illustrative exercise.... They can be clean, smutty, witty. topical, satirical. They can be Suin, Daily Telegraph, Guardian, Sport style...... Let's see how ma...
by Panzerman
Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:10 am
Forum: Pictures
Topic: A viking photo
Replies: 4
Views: 2568

Unruly wig and long straggly beard needed - also copious amounts of grimeyness..... Look "Lived in"..... that's the knack.
by Panzerman
Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:42 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: Event at Royal Gunpowder Mills 28th- 29th May 2006
Replies: 16
Views: 4980

Does Les Hearn still figure large in this one?
by Panzerman
Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: Military Odyssey 2005 (Detling)
Replies: 5
Views: 3397

Oh - It's a very big Tank!......
by Panzerman
Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:41 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: On Guard at Carlisle
Replies: 13
Views: 6230

Surely if you are driving about in a camper van - Would you not be better off calling yourself Wina McBago?

Just a thought! :roll:
by Panzerman
Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:39 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: Military Odyssey 2005 (Detling)
Replies: 5
Views: 3397

Military Odyssey 2005 (Detling)

I'll kick off -
by Panzerman
Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:50 pm
Forum: General History
Topic: Non- food related recipes
Replies: 7
Views: 3161

I have several non food recipies - mainly for disaster - They involves substances that once mixed tend to go BANG fairly easily.....

Hence - I thought I'd share that with you whilst not being able (for obvious reasons) To share the actual recipies!!!!
by Panzerman
Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: 1900 onwards
Topic: FAO Panzerman
Replies: 1
Views: 1686

Legal!

Info coming via PM.
by Panzerman
Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:38 pm
Forum: General History
Topic: What's wrong with the movie U97?
Replies: 15
Views: 5546

The Americans who captured it found it difficult to crew and operate because -
(best line in the film!)

"All the controls are in GERMAN!"

How lame!!!!!!

source: The film soundtrack!!!!

This effectively sets the whole tone of the movie! CRAP. Fact.
by Panzerman
Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:06 am
Forum: 1810-1900
Topic: Powder and Ball
Replies: 8
Views: 3088

I like the picture - Triffik what they can do with CGI innit?
by Panzerman
Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:18 am
Forum: Pictures
Topic: Dan Shadrake gets his comeuppance!
Replies: 15
Views: 5168

caroline wrote:Panz - I was joking :roll:

x
(In a Harry Enfield teenager voice ) DUH CAZ!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!

BTW I managed to nick the 350 on the Women/Battlefield thread on the Time Machine...! and I got a deer pun in too! Did I do good? Did I?